Lesson learned

Some people are just way too crazy and paranoid. Good bye tumblr! I have a life dont need you anymore


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Small world

It’s way too small of a world




Strip clubs

I like them. I really wish I could remember the names of the girls who gave me lap dances.


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My boyfriend likes to pretend my nipples are Etch-A-Sketch knobs. He frequently “messes up his picture,” shakes my boobs, and starts all over.
Dating, It’s Complicated 121 - This week’s best Dating Confessions (via collegehumor)

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alynndang:

Yup! This pretty much sums up a eating habits. It just LITERALLY makes everything better.

alynndang:

Yup! This pretty much sums up a eating habits. It just LITERALLY makes everything better.

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thats cool. I just wanna eat you :) get in my belly!

thats cool. I just wanna eat you :) get in my belly!